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LIFE - Deeper than a Dream

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I wish I had been a Composer

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If I were there...

Hear now the air going back and forth among the branches -

Hear now the leaves sing,

What a wonderful thing...

If only I was there.

Strange how only now I think of such things

How I wish I had been there.

I can dream five thousand things and see things far away - 

When my eyes are closed the world is robed,

In alien colours of fantastical mystery.

But outside my eyes there are rivers that charge,

And seas that rise and fall,

Hissing sounds of wind in rocks,

And fir trees that grow ever tall

The air breaks down and lighting strikes

And there follows a sound like you would not believe,

Loud it rolls across the land,

The world has barely chance to breathe.

Did I ever hear it?

Did anyone ever hear it?

Did it happen at all?

If Only I was there!

Engines spurt and chug,

Wires explode,

Sparks fly,

The ship goes down...

A generation lost into the gloom - 

Did it ever happen?

Did they ever live at all?

Did the things they see ever come to be?

I am so glad I wasn't there!

Music is going and people are dancing,

Guns are raised and voices are shouting,

Tears are flowing and people are laughing,

Are they happy are they sad?

Are they anything other than living?

Did they ever live?

I can't be sure because I was never there.

The earth shakes, it opens its mouth - 

It's fury flows out hot and wild - 

Trees burn down and cities vanish,

Is the earth really angry?

Is it really anything after all?

Who can say because nobody was ever there.

The sun thaws the ice,

A flower opens in a green field,

What colour is the flower?

Did anyone ever see it?

Was anything with it?

Did anything actually happen to it?

I cannot say -

...If only I had been there.

No one will ever give a colour to that flower,

Because we were never there.

Shards of ice fall down into the sea,

While wild birds rise up and screech - 

Was it fear that made them move - 

Or did they move as tree leaves do 

With the flow of the air?

These things no one can teach...

Did those birds ever cry?

Did that ice ever fall?

They may have rumbled,

They may of crumbled,

But I was never there 

Alas - was I ever there?

THE END
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Bob Mildew & fine wines!

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Bob Mildew Magic Workshop - COUNTRY LIFE EPISODE

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Piggy the Dog drinks a glass of water

One fine day Piggy the Dog woke up and decided it was time to go for a walk.

  When Piggy got outside he bumped into his old friend, Slappy Face, an old Irish Setter who lived in the farmhouse down the road.

  Slappy Face came rushing over to Piggy, looked the dog up and down, and said to him, 'Up to trouble again?'

  'Not all,' replied Piggy. 'In fact I was going to stretch my legs and have a lovely country walk, but I feel tired all of a sudden and I might go back home.'

  Slappy Face said that he was bored and asked if he could accompany his old friend.

  'I would be glad to have you at my side,' Piggy replied.

  So the two dogs returned to the old house where Piggy lived.

  'I feel awfully parched,' said Piggy when they got back inside.

  'You need to flush a good amount of pure sparkling water down your throat,' Slappy Face replied.  'Pure water will sort you out, you old dog.'

  'I would love that, some good clean water,' Piggy said, 'but our tap over there lets out nothing but mud drained from the swamp in the North Wastes.'

  'Let me have a look,' said Slappy Face.

  So Slappy face flopped over to the tap and turned it on.  

  Lot's of thick mud came slopping out of the tap!

  'I know what to do!' said Flappy Face.

  Slappy Face returned to the farm and came back with a sieve.

  'My master uses this to find good wheat from among the chaff,' said the saggy faced dog.  'Let's see if we can use the sieve now to sift some pure fresh water for you!'

  So the wobbly old dog enthusiastically plopped the rusty dusty stinky dinky tap on - and all the mud came sloshing out!

  Slappy Face put the sieve under the mud and waited very patiently.

  'Fetch us a glass Piggy!' said Slappy, after a few minutes had gone by.  'I think this might work after all!'

  It took about an hour but eventually Slappy Faces was able to separate a small measure of water from the mud.

  The water was still very brown - but there was a little bit of water there which was nice.

  'This is very kind of you Slappy Face,' said Piggy.

  So Piggy sat down on his table and drank his small half filled glass of water.

  It didn't quench his thirst, but Piggy didn't mind because he was very tired now.

  'Fancy a walk then?' asked Slappy Face.

  'No sir no walk for me!' Piggy replied.  'I have had enough adventures for one day!'

  So Piggy went to sleep, and Slappy Face got stuck in the cat flap!

THE END 

This wonderful rich story was written by Piggy himself.  Thank you!  I would sign this story with my paw, but they haven't invented digital paw signatures for dogs yet - better get to work on that Elon Musk, or Bill Gates, or whoever works on that sort of thing!

This is my request to you from a humble dog!

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Bob Mildew's amazing collection of wood! - COUNTRY LIFE EPISODE

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Movies are HARD to make !

PEACE.

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WRITING THE TRIALS OF RUDWIN

  I finished the Legend of Rudwin a long time ago.  It's an old book now.

  But even as I drew the writing of that work to a close - I knew the story was not truly over.  

  There was still more to tell.

  Rudwin's story was going to carry on in The Trials.

  I started writing the trials more than ten years ago - writing a page here and then, on and off.

  By 2014 the sections I had written had to be rewritten because of changes in the flow of the story, and the history of the world of Ethentua - which is always changing in my imagination.

  I stopped writing the book for about two years.  

  To be honest I had given up.

  I got it into my head that the book wasn't worth writing - the Legend of Rudwin hadn't been very successful so why do another one?

  I decided to make a movie instead - and so that is what I did.

  That movie was the Way of the Roads.

  I was happy with the movie when it was finished because it contained elements if the Trials.

  But the Trials would always continue to linger in my mind.  

  As crazy as this sounds I would actually dream about it.

  Yes.

  I have had several dreams about that unfinished book.

  I took it as a sign.

  I had to finish the work.

  And so a year ago I returned to the writing of the Trials full time.

  No more playing about - I had to put pen to paper - or more appropriately fingers to keyboard, and get that book finished.

  It is my mission now.

  It must be done.

  The Trials of Rudwin will be written.

  Darn it might take a long time.  A very long time.  But I will do it because in my heart I feel that it is a story that is worth telling.

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