Thursday, 20 August 2026

"GOX" part 2 - Dragon Lady

It was morning.
The sleeping sleepy moon went back to sleep again.
  Most people had to get ready to go to work.
  Most people had to get ready to die.
  Most people had to get ready to do something.
  But our boy Greg he was going to get out of bed and play a video game.

GOX...
The face that rots - the Face that likes watching you..

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"Can you see me watching?  ~~~
  ~~~Watching?
O I am watching.~~~
  ~~~I must just be a doll but I like to watch things too!"

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Greg met Pete at his place.  He had a few things he needed to say...
  But then there was that dog...
  Darn that dog!
  Pete had this pet, a huge woolly Komondor.  There was nothing particularly special about the creature except for his head which was all messed up.  There was no hair growing on its head and its eyes were all strange and warped - a real weird looking dog indeed.  The animal would just stand or sit there starring at you from a darkened corner all uncanny valley like.  Not a nice looking dog.  Pete said the dog looked all messed up because it drank a whole bottle of tequila to itself one day and Greg fully believed the story.
  'Let's go outside,' said Greg to his portly video game playing friend.
  Greg needed to get away from the eyes of that mad looking dog...
  So the two friends removed themself outside - luckily the dog did not follow...
  Once outside the conversation began.
  Greg started:
  'Pete!  Listen!  I need to talk to you about that box of games you gave me the other day.  Well one game in particular that caught my attention.'  
  'O aye?  Do you mean paperboy?' said Pete.
  'NO!  Not that one.  Another one.  There was a disc in the box and it played this really weird game called GOX.  There was only one copy of the disc.  I played it all last night and this morning as well,' said Greg.  'Real mad game.  Seemingly pointless.  But after an hour of playing it (And yeah I played it for an hour!  What else have I got to do?)  trippy things started happening.  I mean it mate.  It was really weird.  And then this morning the game just deleted itself!  No joke!  I put the disc in and nothing happens anymore!  But there was this real weird picture in the game it popped up out of nowhere - I don't know if it was meant to be a jump scare or something like that - but I manged to take a shot of it real quick.  Here look!  What do you make of that mate?  WEIRD or what hey?'
  'That is weird yeah!' Pete replied drowsily.
  'What does it look like to you?' Greg went on.
  'I don't know mate, if I am honest.  Looks like...  someone's face I guess?  But it looks all of a mess - all those weird colours.  Yep!  Looks...  I don't know...'
  'Demonic?'
  'Like someone possessed, right,' said Pete.
  'I want to know more but the game doesn't work no more,' Greg pushed on.  'Have you got another copy of it somewhere?  Say that you do please!'
  'To be honest I didn't even know about the game before you started talking about it just now!' Pete returned honestly.  'It was just a random bunch of games - I scrounged most of them from that shop across the road.  If there is another copy of the game I guess that is where it will be, in that old shop.  A lot of the games they sell are indie titles, budget games and a few games that were programmed locally by the local lads.  If GOX is going to exist anywhere it will be in that shop I swear.  It is the only place it can be.'
  'There is a really weird mystery going on here I am sure of it,' Greg bumbled on.  'Just look at the shot of that face again, Pete.'
  'It looks like a terrible nightmare I had the other day!'
  'And you said that the shop sells games that have been programmed locally?  That means someone down the road could have built GOX!  How mad is that?' said Greg and he was looking at the shot of the creepy face again.  'What if this is the face of someone who was murdered?' he said.  'This could be a game programmed by a serial killer you know?  It could contain a record of ALL of their killings.  We could be looking at the face of a dead person right now.  It is up to us Pete to solve the mystery.  NOW.  Do you have any money?  We need money to buy the game!'
  'I have got a couple of quid, nothing much,' Pete replied.  'The games are super cheap!  Maybe I could do a swap?  But listen up Greg mate if you really want to get into that shop and get this GOX game it is not going to be easy!'
  'How do you mean?'
  'Well you see we have got a problem.  A BIG BIG problem.'
  'O aye.  I am listening!  What's the BIG problem?  The killer who built the game is going to try and stop us!'
  Greg laughed but Pete was deadly serious about what he was saying.
  'Worse than that mate,' said Pete.  'The shop is being managed by that crazy woman, you know the one?  That dragon who threatened us the other day for loitering beside the stone corner.'
  'O no!  Not her!' Greg cried.  'She is BEYOND a dragon.  O I can't stand her!  Why does there always have to be a problem in life?'  Greg moaned and sighed and shook his head.  'Here we are trying to solve a great mystery and we have that dragon woman to contend with,' he went on.  'You know who she reminds me of?  That old Hollywood actress from back in the day - the one that married Richard Burton on and off...  Uh  Elizabeth Taylor!  That is who the shop owner remind me of.'
  'Elizabeth Taylor?  O yeah!  I know who she is!  She was in Coronation Street wasn't she?' said Pete.
  Greg had to quickly shut his podgy friend down before he got even more muddled.  Pete wasn't into classic movies or classic actors either.  No.  Anything older than two days was lost to the young man.  Indeed it can be said that the only thing classic about Pete were his socks which he had been wearing from the age of eight.
  '??????  Okay forget about it it for now, Pete,' said Greg.  'We must focus on the task at hand!  We need a strategy!  Should we go into the shop all cool, or maybe we should sneak in grab the game and make a run for it?'
  Pete, never subtle, suggested thievery:
  'Maybe we could sneak in through the back entrance?' he said.  'That has got to be a way to do that!'
  'Nah!  If that witch catches us sneaking in through the back we will be done for.  NO.  We need to do this legit.  I am going to play it cool - go in, normal customer, grab the game pay and walk out.  But I am going to need to have a drink first.  I am too nervous right now.  Do you have any beers at home?'
  'My Dad has got the wine in...'
  'Then grab the wine.  We'll have a quick glug and then we will set out!'
  Pete got the wine and the two wacky lads had a quick glug each (enough to get the juice jumping up and down the veins and the brains...).
    It didn't ever take long for Greg to get drunk.
  Pete though, wow.  He was a proper Richard Burton - a whiskey and vodka a day kind of guy, put it away like it was all made of pure water and nothing else.  A real madman was Pete when he had a drink at hand.  And Pete was one of those lucky fellows who never had a hangover the next day!
  Greg on the other hand he was a few sips in and was as drunk as a cat on spiked milk!
  Already Greg was babbling out drunken nonsense words - such words as follows:
  'I wonder why an Elizabeth Taylor style woman would want to run a video game shop.  You think it would be a goofy guy - someone like us.  Someone who gets it.  But instead it's this crazy dragon woman who appears, by my eye, to have ZERO interest in video games.  What is she doing running the place?  Madness I tell you!'
    Pete heard this and chuckled lightly.  The wine always put Pete in a good mood!  'Are you trying to say Elizabeth Taylor can't run a video game shop?  You saying it HAS to be a goofy man, like women don't get video games?  Well I say, Greg, how very politically incorrect of you!'
  Pete was only having a laugh of course and Greg jokingly jabbed his friend back with his elbow.
    After a few more glugs of the good stuff Greg felt or thought that he felt drunk enough to face the dragon across the road.
  'Right Pete!  Let's do this!  Gosh...' Greg started to moan and to wobble about like a clown on a unicycle.  'There is something crazy about that wine!' he said holding his head.  'It doesn't taste normal...  like... weird...  do you think someone put something in it mate?'
  'I think my Dad might have put some of his special spice in it a few days ago...' said Pete.
  'Good Lord...' Greg exclaimed.  'O well!  There is nothing else for it now I guess than to press on with the quest!.  We have a mission to accomplish.  We have to face the dragon!'
  So it was time to face the dragon.
  Fully drunk our boy Greg walked right up to the counter and ordered a copy of GOX.
  Greg was so drunk at the time he didn't realise that he was staring at the dragon lady...  Maybe starring a bit too much than was healthy.  It was mighty weird but behind the mist of his wine hazed mind the woman almost resembled...
  ???  A vulture ???
  She looked like a vulture!
  O the horror!
  'What are you staring at me like that for, boy?' scowled the dragon lady.
  'O sorry!  I mean no offence!  I just thought you looked like...  a species of...  uh.  Well basically you look like a bird!'
  The dragon lady was offended!  You could see it in her fierce green eyes.  She turned full force against Greg and bellowed out these frightful words:
  'How dare you objectify me you beast!  Damn you!  All you men are the same - walking in here and leering at me like I am an object on show, like I am piece of meat!  You bastard!  I am a human being, not something for you and your dirty friend over there to lust over!'
  Greg was so flabbergasted by her words he literally did not know what to say, so instead he just stood there, drunk, stupid, and staring...
  My gosh!  She does really look like a vulture!
  Dragon Lady bellows on - her foul tongue lashing like a whip against the dry air:
  'You lusty pig!' she roared.  'How dare you keep looking at me like that!  What do you want me to do?  Do a little dance for you, eh?  You dirty little bastard.  Filth!  My husband works in the police forces!  I am going to have him arrest you and your friend for sexual assault, do you hear me?  You scumbags!  How dare you harass me like this!'
  Just then a morsel of common sense kindled in Greg's wine soaked brain.
  Greg slammed the cash down on the counter grabbed the game and screamed:  'Run for it Pete mate!'  And they ran out of the shop like they were both on the set of Jurassic Park being chased by a T Rex.  The voice of the dragon lady haunted them in the distance.  She was screaming at the hilt of her lungs:  'My husband is going to get you!  He is with the police!  Do you hear me boys!  You are going to be locked up with the best, do you hear?  Locked up the best!'
  The two lads kept running.
  Eventually the voice of dragon lady faded into the distance...
  It was a wonderful moment.
  It was now time to enjoy their prize...
  Their copy of the illusive video game called GOX.
  'What do you think GOX actually means?' said Greg to his podgy and puffy friend.
  'I was thinking about that a second ago,' said Pete.  'I think it might be named after that advert from years ago - remember that one with that scarecrow dancing about?  I think it is the name of the scarecrow.'
  'Could be I guess,' said Greg.  Greg was so drunk during that moment he would have accepted any answer his friend had given him.
  Back in his room Greg slipped the disc out and stabbed it into his computer.
  It was time to play some GOX.
  Greg was not looking forward to it.  It was an awful game...
  But then there was that mystery he had to solve!
  Greg was determined he was going to solve it - even if he had to do it fully drunk!
  The game fired into action and Greg played.
  And played.
  And played...
  And just when he was about to turn the sodding thing off a message was displayed on the screen - clear clean and green the words the read:
  'Thanks for playing my game!  I hope to meet you one day.  Guess my name go on guess what my name is!  Keep playing and maybe you will find out what my name is...  What's your name by the way?  Type it in.  Ah Greg!  Keep playing Greg and you will find my name - and me - eventually.  I want us to be friends, Greg.  I am waiting for you to find me!'
  'Greg kept playing of course.
  Another message popped up:
  'I have seen you Greg.  I will visit you tonight!  Then I want you to visit me...'
  That spooky face crackled back onto the screen again and remained floating there for half a second (literally).  
  The face disappeared and in its place are these words:
  'One day you will know my name - but first you must play my game...  Keep playing Greg.  Keep Playing...'


KEEP PLAYING.
  


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Saturday, 15 August 2026

"GOX" The Game NO ONE Has EVER Heard Of...

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 I see you with my little eye...
  I see you.  Even when you are not there.  Seek me.  Dead though I be, I need thee.
  Feed me...
  I cannot live without thee.
  So I say again I need thee - do not let me live a forgotten memory of the dead...

For even dolls have eyes 👁👁
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Greg Parsons was playing his video game, King For A Day, and was bored to death.  He had been playing the game for a week and he just couldn't stand playing it anymore.  There is only so much one human being can take playing ONE game, the same game, over and over again!  
  MADNESS was setting in!
  Chucking the controller onto the floor:  'What an awful game this is!  A King For A day!  What a lot of rubbish!  The person who programmed it must have been a lousy idiot!  I just can't keep playing this rubbish.  I need a new game!'
  But that was the problem...
  Greg could not afford new games.
  He did not have a Saturday job or a paper-round to generate pocket money.  
  And his parents, well, they didn't have any money in general, only a small treasury stored for cigarettes and booze.

  Paper-round?  Working for that snivelling weird guy who run the minimart across the road?  
  Sod that!  

  Life was too short for that type of nonsense - wasting your life away moving your weight around for another human being?
  No way!
  Greg just wanted to play games...
  But he only had ONE game.
  O very well.
  Back to it then.
  Back to 'A King for a Day!'  Hooray!  
  'The guy who programmed this game must be a really stupid fool,' Greg moaned as he started firing the game up.  'Who would waste their life building a game about a king who died 700 years ago?  O well.  It's a game so I might as well try and enjoy it!'
  It's better than working for a living...
  Hehe!

  I just need to convince my parents that I do not need a job...   
  Maybe I will tell them I am sick?
  Maybe...  O wait!  I know what to say to them if they talk about me getting a job again - I will tell them that I am busy with school work and that I am planning on going to...  University!  That's right!  that's what I will say to them.  It should work, and keep ME out of work for a couple of years.
  Hehe!  I am such a pesky devil!  
  Now let us get back into the game...
I love playing games even if I hate the game I am playing.  
Anything beats talking to real people!

It was Sunday and it was time for another depressing and unwanted family meeting.
  O poor Greg hated those things whenever they (the family) popped up.
  His boomer father and even boomier grandfather just didn't get the modern way of things - it wasn't 1956 anymore.  Life was not about getting a job, getting a house, getting married having kids and dying.  NO.  WW2 ended in 45.  Those days were done.  Over with!  This was 2026.  This was the new age.  And the new age had a new way of doing things.
  Life on 2026 was about...
  ...Playing video games - arguing with people you have never met before online in some forum somewhere - O yeah and it was also about getting AI to do things for you, like your homework etc...  
  Greg couldn't understand why AI hadn't take over the world already.
  
Let it happen!
Give me a game console, a place to live and a universal income any day!
Bring in the new world order!
Yes!
Then I won't have to go back to school again...

'You need to get yourself a weekend job, boy,' said Greg's grandfather.  'Why at your age I had two jobs and three babies from three different women to raise.  I had to roll up my sleeves!  No lounging around for me no taking it easy no sir!'

Well that was your decision to get three women pregnant, you stupid idiot.
My decision is to play video games - so suck it up!  Boomier boomer!

'I had children to feed!' the grandfather went on wearily.  'Damn you Greg!  You don't known you were born!  Do you know what life was like for me and my family after the war?  I saw it all, boy.  The town was a ruin!  You had to fight to find food.  You had to fight to live.  That was the world I was born in, and it was even harder in my Dad's day let me tell you!'

O!  Here we go.  Another lecture about the hard old days.  Grandfather and great grandfather and the war...
  Like I really care...
  The only war I care about is the one going on right now in my video game...  At least in my video game wars nobody gets hurt.

'Your Great Grandfather, my Dad, was a member of the resistance...'

O really?  Like you haven't already told me a 1000 1000 times!
  Damn it!  Just stop already!  

'You need to buckle up boy,' grandfather rolled on.  'There is an old saying that is as true as apples grow on trees...  what goes round comes round... it is a true saying.  So you watch yourself!  There will be another war one day and it will be you who is the one fighting in it.  You need to man up, do you hear me boy?'
  
Man up?  Right!  Sure.  Now that nightmare family meeting is over, again, it's time to head back to the bedroom and back to the game...

Greg only had one video game.  And mirroring this sad fact he only had one mate as well and he was fat guy named Pete.  
  
For Pete's sake where's Pete!?

'Ah!  There he is!  What have you got me for me today Pete?'
  'Alright mate!  Sorry mate I have only been able to rumble these few games...' said Pete in his weary sloshy gushy voice.
  Pete was a big fool!
  All he did was sit and play games.  And indeed he looked like the man who did just that - because he was indeed just so fat!  
  Pete handed Greg a box with his blubbery sweaty hands.
  'You will find lots of good stuff in that box mate,' he said.  
  Greg fished through the box like a desperate man and he was so disappointed of what he found in it he groaned like a hungry man denied a meal.
  'No Pete!' Greg whined.  'These are copies of the same game...  look!  That's paperboy!  You have got four copies of paperboy!'
  Greg always hated the paperboy game because his parents were always threatening him to get a job as a paperboy...  'Yuck!  I don't want that rubbish!'  Greg always resisted getting a paperround!  'Look Pete we play games to escape reality right?  Do you really think I want four copies of a game about a thing that my parents are nearly forcing me to do in real life?  You know what the answer is Pete.  The answer is NO!  You have got to have more games I can play?  This can't be it!  You are the biggest gamer in town, literally and metaphorically.  I bet you are hogging some of the best games out there and you are just not sharing them with me!  And you call yourself a mate!'
  'Those are not copies of paperboy,' said Pete.  'They are different versions.  See?  In version two you get to get to run the policeman over with your bicycle.  It's a laugh!'
  'That is not the point, Pete!  For goodness sake.  I just don't want to play a game where I am playing a paperboy!  Do you know how much pressure my parents put on me to get a paper round?' said Greg.  'The pressure is daily Pete.  And you giving me these games it is like you are trying to torture me!  I thought you said you were going to get that new one for me - Car Escape?  I want to play Car Escape!  Lend it to me now!'
  'I can't!'
  'Thanks mate...  You are such a good mate!' said Greg sarcastically.  
  Greg was so disappointed.
  Pete pushed in with his excuses:
  'I don't have it yet!' he said.  'Look I will buy the game and once I am done with it I will lend it to you.  I promise!  Keep the box!  There are other games in it.'
  'Right I am sick of the sight of you Pete!  I will keep the box but I need you to get out of my room!  I will speak to you tomorrow if I feel like it.'

Greg grew bored enough to take a another look in the box.
  There was a plastic card in the box.  On the front of it in pencil were sketched in capitals these following letters:

GOX

  Those letters didn't mean anything to Greg.
  If it was a game Greg had never heard of it before.
  Well anyway it wasn't paperboy so Greg plugged the card in and started playing.
  GOX - can you complete it?
  He was greeted with this dull uninviting screen:
  

What is this?
  Couldn't be a game.  No way!
  Anway.
  Greg was bored so he clicked begin.
  And then GOX started.
  It was a bunch of objects slowly floating about.  Greg clicked them and kept clicking them.
  Clicking and clicking!
  Gosh was it ever boring.
  Greg wanted to turning the wretched thing off and paradoxically didn't want to turn it off.
  Why did he not end the boring experience?
  Because Greg was many things but he was also a curious fellow, quite inquisitive, a man driven by logic and he could not accept that a game, no mater how silly the name, could be utterly POINTLESS.  
  NO.
  Nobody would ever waste their life essence making a pointless game.  
  There had to be a meaning to GOX.  There had to be a point to it.
  THERE HAD TO.
  An so Greg clicked on.
  And clicked on.
  And on.
  And on.
  And his head started to nod - he was feeling sleepy.  His lids started drooping.  His fingers were still clicking but it was three in the morning and he was an automaton at that time.  
  His eyes lids shut for what - maybe half a second?
  Yes, not long but indeed long enough for him to miss something...
  DAMN!  He cursed himself.
  The GOX clicking game stopped and an image appeared on the screen...
  But Greg the idiot had fallen asleep in time to just miss it, and yet also see it long enough to remember it when he awoke again.
  It was back to the clicking game again but Greg could remember seeing an image on the screen for a split second - not for long BUT it was there!
  
I saw something I know I did!
  
  Back to it then.
  Back to the clicking.
  And then it was FOUR in the morning...
  Even though he had nothing to do that day (or any other day really) Greg still needed to sleep...
  
I will sleep and find that image again tomorrow!

  Greg went to bed content.  He was looking forward to a new day!  Good gosh he had not felt such a way not since he had been an eight year old waiting for Christmas!
  THIS WAS IT!
  He finally had a mission!
  GOX was boring horrible and dumb - but there was something else weird going on behind the game...
  There was that image that appeared for a fraction of a few seconds...  something weird was in that image, something unique, and Greg was going to find it again.  He was going to solve the riddle of the game...
  


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Friday, 14 August 2026

Bear In The Night.

Welcome to the laboratory!

Let the fun begin...

We have two fun characters to begin with let me give you their names:

Pete

Sendrick

AND SO WE BEGIN...

Pete:  Ah you have returned!  Welcome back old friend!  You will be pleased to know that the experiment is over - thank goodness.  Are you ready to start our observations?

Sendrick:  Isn't that what I am programmed to do?  Ha!  Just joking.  Of course I am ready.  I am looking forward to it!  How are you by the way?

Pete:  O!  You know me!  Same old - same old.  Ah!  Same old songs, same old films...  same old games - I used to love all of that stuff!  Such a shame I can't dance anymore - shame I can't hear music either.  But ah well!  At least I am still breathing, hey, that is the main thing or so people keep on telling me.  I envy you, Sendrick!  You can turn yourself off.  But ah well!  Maybe with time I will enjoy the luxury of gloom.  Ha!  Gloom in a room!  Ah well.  Such is...  such is...  Anyway.  Here is our boy the TEST!  (looking at TEST who enters the room)  I forget your name, we get so many souls in here, so I am just going to call you TEST.  How are you feeling TEST?

TEST:  (stammering - shacking)  I...  I don't know...

Pete:  Can you see me?  Can you hear my voice?  Good!  Then let us start.  Did you follow through with what you had to do?

TEST:  Yes...

Pete:  How do you feel now that the deed has been done?

TEST:  I...  I...

Pete:  Speak!

TEST:  I am afraid...

Pete:  Come on you coward!  We gave you the once in a lifetime opportunity to rid the world forever of one man.  Just one man!  We gave you permission.  You wanted to do it.  You asked for this.  Now it is done.  It is over with no consequence on you.  You should be relieved.  You told us yourself you hated the man!  You told us the story you told us that he made your life a living hell.  Well now by your hand he is gone.  You did this.  You got the job done.  Now you are free.  He will not be bothering you ever again.  Now you are crying?  I can see tears in your eyes...  I don't understand you.  You should be happy?  Why aren't you happy?  Speak!  Your reaction makes no sense.  Sendrick make notes...  TESTS reactions make NO sense!

Sendrick:  Make notes sir.

TEST:  I...  I am ashamed.  I put the metal...  in his mouth...  his teeth popped out everywhere.  He screamed.  I wanted to stop.  But he would not stop screaming.  I had to hit him to stop him from screaming.  With time he went quiet and then I stopped.  After that there was no more screaming.

Pete:  And now how do you feel?

TEST:  I feel like screaming!

Pete:  You can go!

(TEST leaves the scene)

Pete:  Step up Sendrick!  It is now time for you to do what you have been programmed to do!  I need you to follow him.  Watch him...  Return when you have new information.

(Sendrick nods and leaves.  He returns three days later.  He has information).

Sendick:  I followed him.  I watched him.

Pete:  So? How was he? How did he behave after the experiment?

Sendrick:  Well!  I will start by saying this:

I saw him walk in the streets,
Like a bear in the night,
Like a bear in the night.
There was something swift that moved in his feet,
Like a bear in the night 
Like a bear in the night.
He just seemed to move with glee,
Like a bear in the night 
Like a bear in the night.
He didn't need no company,
Like a bear in the night 
Like a bear in the night.
I saw his hands and they were red,
Like a bear in the night 
Like a bear in the night.
He had a look that looked quite dead,

Sure he was dead,
Sure he was dead.
Roses are red, passions are dead.


Bloody red hand and tooth came into sight,
Like a bear in the night 
Like a bear in the night.
It really was quite an ugly sight...

LIKE A BEAR IN THE NIGHT! 
LIKE A BEAR IN THE NIGHT!

Was the experiment a success or not?  It is up to YOU to decide the answer!

THE END

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Tuesday, 11 August 2026

Glorious Defeat

 I remember the lights.
  There they are again - what thing:

Swirling like a dream, o yes, like a summer beam, in the trees shimmer please, let the birds please with songs so sweet... sweet songs sing of things done and forever done - things that will forever be - within and without, forever without doubt.

  I saw the lights dancing around the figures, the figures were like little shadows from where I was, but I saw the lights, yes indeed I did I saw the lights, dancing around them I declare the lights were swirling with joy around the figures.
  Such joy!
  And then I heard the music - I saw it in their faces just as clear as I saw the wind in their hair, I do declare, I saw the wind in their hair.  Add I heard the music, sweet in the air, and the light was dancing with it, and the figures were no longer shadows, but little faces, I do declare, little faces with wind in their hair with little faces full of colour like the colour that was dancing in the air.
  
The Sargent looked up and shouted, 'What are you doing sitting on the roof?'
  I told him I liked the view, what about you?
  He shouted nonsense.  
  I didn't listen.  
  Eventually I climbed down to stop his bellowing from echoing in my ears.
  'Listen up you!' shouted he.  
  'I am listening,' said I.
  The Sargent had this cluster of words for me to listen to:
  'I have a job for you to do,' he started.  'Look down the hill.  See the houses?  The enemy might be there.  BUT we don't know.  So fire it up!  That's your orders.  Remember what you are fighting for!  You are fighting for liberty.  Now get out there and get on with it!'
  Standing to attention I replied, 'I will do it!  I will do it for freedom!'
  And together our voices echoed in union like we were together in prayer - for freedom!  We sang the word right into the air!
  'I will do it for freedom,' said I.
  'Good man,' said the Sargent and we soluted.

  FOR FREEDOM.
  
  For freedom yes.  It was our cause.
  So I stepped up and did what I had to do, and I blasted my fires right into the view.

FOR LIBERTY.

  I returned to the roof.  What a view what a view!

  And then there were the lights and the dancers,
Still the little dancers with their little faces with the wind in their hair,
I do declare the wind was in their hair.
And all the colours as well,
Were there in the air,
 So many colours.
  And I heard the music and I saw the music in the lights,
 The same lights I saw sparkling around the dancers,
 The dancers with the little faces,
The faces where the wind,
 - the wind - 
O yes it was still dancing the fair air,
 Yes,
 It was still dancing
 - I do declare - 
It was still dancing in their hair...

THE END

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Saturday, 8 August 2026

If Streets Could Please

 If streets could please, then please with ease, say yes.  I would be pleased to be pleased by the streets...
  But not yet.

Clippety Clop

Hear that sound?

CLIP CLOP

Whose around?
  O.
  Just me and my thoughts.
  Better not linger.
  I have had my drink of vinegar so it's on with the boots and the coat and out into the race.  Better quicken my pace, time to face what I have to face.  
  Onwards and onwards.
  It was late.
  The city was looking pretty - a desert bathed in dreams.  Its dreams were all crumbling stone and tangled wire kissed by the moon.  A forest of desire warped by work and dying quickly with the slow and meaningless caress of entropy.
  I like to walk at night - out of sight.
  It was my way.
  No one to get in the way...
  Except a friend or two...

CLIP CLOP

The night was the place for me to meet the people I actually liked.  
  So I turned a corner, following the ways of the dreaming desert.
  And there was a shop home to dirt and memories.  
  And old Richard Banks, or just Rich for short.  He would have invited me in if he needed to.  I closed the door and sat on the stool.  He offered me a glass of vinegar while eating his rice.
  'Fine night for the moon,' said he.  'The old dream is looking fine tonight.  I am glad to have these old walls behind and around me.  Some of the homeless lads used a table they had stolen to ram a shop open a little ways down the road.  Stole all the bread and beer!'
  I heard his story out and chuckled grimly.
  'Or they could just walk in through the door like me,' said I in the darkest voice I could muster.
  'O I.  And steal what exactly?'  Rich chuckled in return.  'Anyway.  Want some rice?'
  I told him I liked to keep my stomach clear - silent guts kept things in shape for the vinegar to  do its thing better.  'I will have a smoke though if you are offering.'
  'Got work tomorrow?'
  'Never do,' said I.
  'Six hours till the sun beats the moon down!'
  'I don't care about that,' said I.  'I always sleep when the sun is up.  I haven't seen her glowing corpulent globe in years.  Not since I lost the job at the docks - since then its been Joy paper and vinegar for me!  And let me tell you Joy has swallowed a lot of paper lately, and I have certainly been swallowing a lot of vinegar too.'
  'Ah!  I walked passed your place two days ago, I think it was.  So that is what you were doing?  I heard a violent sound - the sound of thundering and drumming,' said Rich.
  'My fingers are forever bleeding,' I replied.  'My plan was to write my way out of the dream.  But now I write because I have to - the vinegar would eat my mind if my bloody fingers did not go beat beat beat all night through.'
  'How is the work going?'
  'Been writing about an odd thing - something that has been happening to me lately.  I don't know if it is a dream or not - even though I do dream a lot.  I blame the vinegar for that,' said I.  'I woke up once in the scorching heat of the sun sweating like an old soldier marching to war.  Felt as weary as one too!'
  'You told me you had never seen her corpulent face not since the dock days?' said Rich pointing out my folly.
  I chuckled and juggled the stones in my belly with a glass of vinegar.  'I felt her anger that's all - my blinds were drawn.  Nightmares are worse when you have them during the day, when you wake up in all the heat - when you hear the folks in the streets and kids playing and the dogs howling...  O the noise!  The noise.  The heat.  What a stew!  Make for the most potent nightmares what say you?'  
  'Don't drink vinegar.  That is what I say to you.  So you are writing about your nightmares then?'
  'I think so.'
  'You either know or not.  You can't have it both ways.'
  
CLIP CLOP

  'One nightmare in particular,' said I.  'A true nightmare.  A horse.  It walks the streets and watches me as I sleep.  A horse.'
  'Sounds pretty darn creepy to me,' Rich replied.  'Maybe you should get some sleep.'
  'If only I could!  But sleep is for the mellow man.  The vinegared man can never sleep - he can only dream and then dream of nightmares.  Thanks for the drink.  Good day to you Rich.'

CLIP CLOP

I spent the rest of that night spilling more blood on the keys.
  And before the corpulent orb could show her glowing face I dived under the sheets.
  All day I could not sleep.
  It's eyes were watching me...
  It was the horse!
  At night I tried to write about it again, but the words would not step up.
  There was no vinegar - all empty bottles about the feet of my bed.
  So I chose instead to take out my coat, and my boats, and my old halloween mask...
  The mask of a horse.
  And dressed in such a way I crossed the broken dream of man till I reached the shop of Richard Banks, and I walked right in on him and he leapt from his chair screaming, throwing his drink and his rice into the air!
  'Gave you I fright did I Rich?  Like how I am dressed?  Like my face?' said I to the frightened man cowering behind the counter.  'Ha!  And to think I did all of that without being drunk!'
  I took off the mask and laughed at him.
  The wonders of sobriety!
  Indeed my life must be improving!
  That night I was a better man.

If streets could please then say yes o please, with ease, let them please.


(Remember!  All spelling errors and grammatical mistakes are intentional - the author 😆)


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Friday, 7 August 2026

How a seal ended up serving at His Majesty's pleasure

 This is a normal story about a normal seal and how he ended up being detained at his Majesty's pleasure...

There was once a seal who lived down by the coast - a great big cheery lump of blubber named affectionately by the locals Bill - because Bill rhymes with seal...  see?
  Bill was a hopeless feckless bungling creature, forever rolling around, blocking roads and breaking fences.  A true nightmare!  But everyone loved him because he was extremely entertaining to have around.  He would make strange barking sounds and was very clever at playing little pieces of music with a whistle that he had recovered one day while far out at sea.
  Bill was having a good time of it, enjoying a rather nice life - jumping about and whistling tunes.  Things could have gone on like that forever, until the day came he met the wandering Frenchman Jean de Orléans.  
  Now if you thought Bill was an odd character with his whistle and bungling blubbery ways well let me tell you the seal had nothing and I mean NOTHING on Jean.
  Jean was an absolute madman - a rollicking and rambling lunatic.  A deeply unpopular character.  Jean was spend all day making a pest of himself, harassing random people and getting into brawls with the local lads.
  Jean was also a drunk to boot...  People would often find him wobbling about with a half empty bottle of wine in his hand!  His drunkenness only enhanced his unpopularity further.  
  There is this one story that tells of Jean wandering around the beach one day when he found a couple sunbathing on the sand.  Jean walked right over and started emptying his dirty soggy boots all mover them explaining - 'Don't worry!  Tis only water!  And there is plenty of that around as you can plainly see!'
  The couple were furious, and immediately made a complaint to the police.
  The curious incident of the soggy boot got our boy Jean a few days locked up at his Majesty's pleasure, and made him a great enemy of Constable Maddox's, the fierce head of the police department, who always had his eye on the drunken Frenchman:
  'I know you Jean!' said Maddox one day while out on patrol - Jean had been up to his old tricks chasing people around with soggy fish he had plucked out of the sea!  'You are a menace to society!' the constable went on.  'If I could find a way of getting you permanently locked up...  O if only!'
  Jean responded by taking off his boot and throwing a wet sock at the Constable!
  The Constable gave chase but Jean just giggled and ran away!
  Old rascal - he had a hiding place, you see!  Down by the sea there was a cave and whenever Jean was in that cave the police could never find him (because they never ever thought to look there...  for some bizarre reason.  It was the ONLY place they never looked, and maybe, just MAYBE might be the place where he might be hiding - but ah o well).
  Each day when in his cave Jean would prepare all of his tricks ready for a fresh spring of harassment!  He would bathe his socks in the sea water so they were nice and soggy ready to be thrown at people!  And he would collect fish and crabs because he liked to put them in peoples pockets when they were not looking...
  This might all sound rather strange but it was just Jean's way!
  And then one day our boy Jean, while out looking for crabs, stumbled upon the lump of blubber named Bill!
  Bill looked Jean up and down and started barking at him.
  Jean clapped his sides and exclaimed:
  'My gosh!  Dear seal!  I understand what you are saying!  I can understand your language!  What a blessing hey?'
  'Really?' said Bill.  'Well isn't that nice!'
  Jean asked for the seals name and the seal gave it over freely and fully.
  'Bill the seal hey?' said Jean curiously.  'It is good to be in the company of a fine beast like you.  A beast who can understand me!'
  'Indeed,' Bill replied.  'We are both damp and sea washed - yes!  We have a lot in common plainly.'
  Jean asked the seal if he liked to drink wine.  The seal said no that he did not.  Jean responded to this by making a strange O shape with his lips.  Jean then asked the seal if he liked to smoke:  'I have a smoke for you if you would like to have one.'
  Bill explained that he had never smoked anything before.
  Jean patted Bill firmly on the head and said, 'You are a wise fellow!  Now I have a plan!  I want you to put on this old scarf and hat I have here.  My mother knitted them back in the day!  That's right!  Put them on there's a good fellow!  Ah yes!  You look good dressed in that.  Now we are going to go on a mission...  We are going to tackle as many people as possible today!  My plan is to move along the breadth of the beach.  Now listen up, Bill my son...  we might get into trouble with the police for what we are about to do.  If we do get into trouble I want you to tell anyone who asks that you are my son and the heir to my estate - my worldly possessions that collectively equate to a couple of shells, this old boot, this here pipe, this bottle of wine and yes - this old crab as well.  I want you to have them - because you are my son!'
  'Yes!  I am your son.  Thank you father for these wonderful things I will treasure them when the time comes,' Bill the seal yelped happily.
  'Good man,' Jean replied.  'Right!  To business then!  Let's get out there and frighten some people!'
  The Frenchman and the seal set out on a right rowdy rampage!  
  They chased people here.  They chased people there.
  Outside one of the locals pubs there was a couple of people in suits sat to a table having a business meeting.  Jean just rolled up to them and put his dirty wet old boot on their table!
  It was a lot of fun doing that but sadly it was the last straw for the mischievous duo.  The one lady sitting at the table got up and cracked Jean out with a good hard clean slap to the face!  
  She addressed the two rascals:
  'You two are a disgrace,' she said.  She was talking to Bill as well.  She actually thought the seal was a human being dressed in his delightful scarf and hat!  So she pointed a finger accusingly at the seal and said, 'I have never been so offended in all my days!  I am outraged and I will not stand for it!' 
  The woman pulled out her phone and made a little tinkle to the police.
  It wasn't long before Constable Maddox turned up with his boys.
  Maddox was ecstatic!  He finally had the chance he had always been looking for to lock up Jean for good...  
  'And you are not getting away with it either!' Maddox said to Bill the seal.  'You two are going to be locked up for a decent length of time!'
  And that is how Bill the seal ended up in prison!  
  Bill served five months before he was finally released but our poor boy Jean didn't make it.  NO.  Sadly Jean died in that prison.
  When he was free Bill returned to Jeans cave to enjoy his inheritance.  
  'I shall look after your legacy Jean,' said Bill.  'Your dirty old soggy boots will be safe with me!  I shan't forget you you crazy old dog!  You were the best friend I ever had!'

But for now I will bid you adieu as the memory of you still lives between the stars and the seas...


(Remember!  All spelling errors and grammatical mistakes are intentional - the author 😆)


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