A friend is a friend?

So I was following the low road home, and a good friend of mine cast me into a deep hole in the ground.
  I begged them, 'Please help me get up!' but they laughed and walked away.
  So there I remained, for an hour or so.  Then vast hands dragged me down, and I saw a terrible monster, huge in stature, great in power, hideous in malice.
  I was dragged through a great canyon of gloom, this journey lasted days, finally we stopped and then the monster held my head down in a pool of darkness, till I almost chocked.
  Then I was brought up and nailed to a charred tree - lightning struck me for three days.
  Then tiny creatures crawled into my flesh - a grasshopper made camp on my tongue, and whispered in my mouth - "fools be fools!"

Then a bird made a nest on my head, and plucked out pieces of my hair to keep the nest warm.
  "Let me live in your hair for two weeks,' said the bird to me.  'Let my hatch lings grow.  And when they are gone, I promise to give you my wings and my claws.  And then you can go forth and wreck vengeance.'
  So I waited two weeks - and with my wings finally grown I pulled myself out of the tree, and made my way into the skies, and looked down upon a world of scuttling beetles.
  And for sometime I swirled among the vapours, and when I spied my quarry I came down like a sheet of light, for I had seen the bold crown of my ageing foe - "Remember me?" I whispered in his ear.  "I will go easy on you - for my heart knows pain."
  And I struck out his eyes and when he stumbled he fell into the deep hole in the ground, and when he hit the bottom he broke his neck - and his suffering ended in one go.
  And I flew away, happy that I shown mercy to my lost friend of old, and then I found a tree and built a new kingdom there!
  The rest of the story is told in the leaves that decorated the floor last autumn....

THE END

Trip to the Zoo

Today Martin the owl and his adopted son, Zog the talking mattress, pay a wonderful visit to the zoo and get to see caged people !!!

So what is weirder ? What about a Dancing Bear ???!!!???

Welcome to TMR

THE MOST RIDICULOUS !!!


Where we compare two crazy thing's

Starting with

A dancing bear!

TMR???

Ahhh....

I always wondered what that meant ...

I have made some new friends ...

I turned a corner, I was very close to my destination and didn't think anything about the shadowy figure that was following me.  "Not far to go!  Not far to go!"

Then I felt a strong hand grab my shoulder hold it tightly, cutting the circulation of the blood.

I fell to the ground.

When I awoke I was lying in a dark room.

A loud voice that came from all directions so as to fill the room completely said to me, "You do not know yourself, or your luck, or how happy you will be in the next few hours!"

"I...I   don't understand," said I.

Then I heard laughter.  The room reverbeerated with it.

The darkness grinned with it.

And then I felt a terrible chill.

"You have made some new friends..." said the voice, ominously alluding to something dark and terrible -

And then the lights turned on


and then I saw this -

THE TRUTH 

Sir Woodwick - Dragon Slayer...

Follow the adventures of the clumsy knight, Sir Woodwick, as he sets out to slay a dragon, and ends up being stuck in a tree!!!

Creepy Watson Gets Squashed !!!

Watson, a very strange and creepy man, joins forces with Martin to try and solve a mysterious, riddling case ...

Martin the owl sells hard drugs on the sly !!!!

So here it is.  Part 3 of my new wacky, zany cartoon series.

Today, Martin, the talking Owl, gets into trouble with gangsters and the police... again...

Part 4 in the works

Martin and the Chipmunks 2 Martin gets arrested !!!! (almost)

So it's here

Part 2 of my new wacky cartoon series that follows the adventures of a weird talking owl and his friends.

Today Martin manages to get the police riled up!  The idiot!

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Introducing Martin & the Chipmunks!! (New series)

Crazy cartoon show!  Martin the owl flies into a YouTube screen near you!  IN this episode Martin the owl tries to protect his home from a burglar...   with disastrous results...


Insane crazy wacky comic show!

Episode 2 is in the works

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The Pits

What would you do if you found in your possession the clothes, passport, and credit card of one of the worlds most famous authors? What would you do if you had just found the abandoned mansion house of the said author - and everything that they had was now yours?

Maybe it would be nice to see what life was like for the other half?

I mean - what could go wrong? Nothing! What's the chance that the most famous author in the world could be part of a crazy cult - or have a whole string of enemies out for their blood? No way! That would be stupid.

Right?

Well, just ask Simian - this is his story... And what a tale he has to tell

THE PITS is a zany crazy trip into the mad world of Simian Farquah - full of incredible characters, stupid situations, and bizarre adventures in a world where pretty much anything can happen!

WARNING this book is full of craziness - so be prepared for anything..