Rants

 Story intro to the rant series on my Youtube Channel

Welcome inside the house of the ranter....  This house is located inside a different dimension - because if it wasn't it would have been shut down by the authorities years and years ago!  Inside this creepy, dilapidated old house you will find aliens, puppets, and other types of madness - not to mention the dreaded Ranter Man himself!  The Ranter spends his weary days in the rotten old house reading silly stories from Twitter, the Internet, and BEYOND!  

Enjoy your stay... or at the very least try to.  WE will try to keep you entertained!

I have already made a few rant videos but all I need now is a stock photo of a spooky house for the intro...  If I can't find one, I will have to go searching and take a picture myself!  Wish me luck on my journey!

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Resurrecting forgotten characters

A few years ago I had the idea in my head to create a cartoon series, not realising how difficult it is to do that - but I ploughed on anyway, and that was when I brought out the singular episode of the Alien Vegetables.  I had drawn a whole cast of characters, most of which were only concepts, with the intention of bringing them to life in a series of adventures across space.

  But having drawn all these characters I didn't know what to do with them!  

It's true!  I couldn't think of any stories.  I was hoping to collaborate with my business partner at the time, but they left the project for personal reasons, and left to my own devices I couldn't think of nay original albeit "Good" ideas for these characters to explore.  

So after producing one very unsuccessful episode (You can find it on my Youtube Channel as of writing this - floating around on the NET with a grand total of 18 views...   Yes - big big flop!  And very discouraging... check it here if you have time), I decided it was not worth the energy to proceed with the project and called it a day.  The Alien Vegetable adventures in space was not to be!

So for a long time these characters sat gathering electrical dust on my hard drive - almost forgotten, but not quite.

I drudged some of the characters out of the darkness for a few brief moments.  You will find some videos in my archive featuring some of these cartoon aliens, chief of these being Ivan Lives.

Then, after starting my Rant series, it struck me.  Would these videos not be the perfect playing field for these characters to take over?  Make them the star of the show!  Why not have aliens critiquing Twitter, Youtube, the Internet in general, adn give the whole of the big old darn Earth a general good verbal bashing!

Maybe it is time to open up the archive and resurrect these old forgotten characters, and give them life.  If I can't think of a story for them to inhabit then why not have them sit back on their spaceship and laugh at the story of Earth 2022 and beyond!

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My Games
Play Give 'em Hell
Play Elfin Quest
Witches Brew a short text based adventure game!
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Trolleys dumped in the UK | Short Documentary

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My Games
Play Give 'em Hell
Play Elfin Quest
Witches Brew a short text based adventure game!
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Get the Legend of Rudwin!

New documentary in the works...

 So I have been working on a little documentary since October 2021.  It's a small affair, a bit of a joke, really.  But I was walking around town and I could see all these trolleys just lying about in different locations.  So weird!  Are they put there by lazy people?  But how and why did they drop them off in such strange locations, especially in places so far away from the supermarkets they were stolen from?

How did they beat the security measures?

And people seem so oblivious about it.  They never ask questions.  It's just acceptable to them to see trolleys lying around the streets.

  Also, as I showmin the documentary, some of the trolleys have been position in such a way it seems to me that maybe it is part of some bizzare form of art...

Rather like crop circles????

Maybe aliens from outer space, interdimensional beings and popping onto Earth and grabbing and moving the trolleys about for a laugh!

The world we are living in is so crazy literally anything is possible!

There is no division between the possible and the impossible because the impossible will always find the way.

Only the probably can be taken seriously.

And yes we have fish living in the sea that are invisible so think on that when considering the madness of the universe!

PS

One other thing to take note of...

Every second spent sober is a second wasted.  So waste it instead by getting wasted!

Start by holding a drinking game with your friends about how many invisible fish you might have encountered in your adventures of being alive.

WORD OF CAUTION!  You will lose a lot of brain cells engaging in this game, but don't worry, nobody ever uses a lot of that sort of thing these days.

Looking forward to seeing you in the documentary when it releases:

CHASING TROLLEYS
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Also take a look at:
My Games
Play Given 'em Hell
Play Elfin Quest
Witches Brew a short text based adventure game!
Also take a look at:
My YouTube Channel


My Books