The Pits

What would you do if you found in your possession the clothes, passport, and credit card of one of the worlds most famous authors? What would you do if you had just found the abandoned mansion house of the said author - and everything that they had was now yours?

Maybe it would be nice to see what life was like for the other half?

I mean - what could go wrong? Nothing! What's the chance that the most famous author in the world could be part of a crazy cult - or have a whole string of enemies out for their blood? No way! That would be stupid.

Right?

Well, just ask Simian - this is his story... And what a tale he has to tell

THE PITS is a zany crazy trip into the mad world of Simian Farquah - full of incredible characters, stupid situations, and bizarre adventures in a world where pretty much anything can happen!

WARNING this book is full of craziness - so be prepared for anything..

Through the Mirror Poster

A poster I worked on for Through the Mirror...

Through the Mirror

Through the Mirror

A STORY OF MADNESS
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Is this a story about an very bad composer?  Is this a story about a failing TV personality - a drunk and a waster?
Or is it a story of madness and isolation?  Only the ending has the answers.
This is a short comedy movie about a crazy composer and his ailing Youtube Channel career.  A movie full of crazy characters and bizarre situations - and we have also thrown in a killer dustbin for good measure!!!

Along the River...

I am writing this to you now from my boat, as we sail along the River Neran.  I am presently being pursued by the two headed, three footed, eight eyed, four tailed, multi dexterous Feline Wooka Monkey - one of the indigenous species of mutated Catlines of the Land Beragany...

I have been on the run for weeks. 

I found this boat by luck - I thought maybe I could sail away - put all the horror of this land behind me.

But nay...


the Beast gains on me.

Daily it draws closer.

I do not know what to do. 

Last night I saw its many green eyes gleaming in the gloom. 

The other day it wrote a message in the sand - I will get you by Friday.

Those words are now in my mind -

"I will get you by Friday"

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So now I know the number of my days.

Ever heard of the Septic Dance?

So my friend said to me:

'Ever heard of the Septic Dance?'

  I said 'No' because of course I never had and I asked what it was about.
  'The Septic dance!!!  It is the thing everyone is into these days!'
  'Truly?  Now that is fascinating!  How does it go?'

And then my friend showed me this....

The Full Works so far...

My amazon page for all my works so far




Link to all my presently published books
 

He's back!!!

So what song will we play today???

The Odd Composer Returns !!!

He's back...   with more songs to play...   Now's a good time to grab yourself a pair of earplugs...

The Odd Composer arises

This is a video about a madman who thinks he is a brilliant musician - but he is actually totally rubbish! -  and refuses to accept any criticism without an outburst!

The Game

Edward Mindcroft is trapped inside a computer game that exists within peoples minds and must find a way to escape!