The Pits

What would you do if you found in your possession the clothes, passport, and credit card of one of the worlds most famous authors? What would you do if you had just found the abandoned mansion house of the said author - and everything that they had was now yours?

Maybe it would be nice to see what life was like for the other half?

I mean - what could go wrong? Nothing! What's the chance that the most famous author in the world could be part of a crazy cult - or have a whole string of enemies out for their blood? No way! That would be stupid.

Right?

Well, just ask Simian - this is his story... And what a tale he has to tell

THE PITS is a zany crazy trip into the mad world of Simian Farquah - full of incredible characters, stupid situations, and bizarre adventures in a world where pretty much anything can happen!

WARNING this book is full of craziness - so be prepared for anything..

The Expedition

There is a new story to read The Expedition and it can be found on stories section on the right side of the bar.  Even though Rutger Heartly does feature at large in this story, The Expedition is not a true Rutger Heartly adventure.

The Expedition is a ridiculous piece of escapism about three scientists who set out on an adventure to the Nahla Lake in Africa in search of a mythical beast called the Makala. The adventure leads them to a forgotten island, where prehistoric beasts and ancient treasure are to be found.

Rutger Heartly has Arrived...

Rutger Heartly is an old character I invented years ago.  My main plan is to compile all his stories into one great book.  I have post his first ever adventure here and it can be read in the story section on the right side of the page.

Rutger Heartly is a professor of the paranormal.  A strange secret trade that only he practices.  People often seek him out to aid them in the irradiation of mischievous and baleful spirits.  Whenever something strange or evil appears, Rutger is the man to deal with it.

In Chutly Wood a traveller is possessed by the spirit of a wild animal, and he seeks Rutger out to help in driving the possessor away.  The task is not as easy as any of them imagined, and the quest to free the man's soul lead them to mysterious Chutly Wood itself...