Who used to deal in seeds...
Poppy seeds don't you know?
He told me he had a problem with water.
I felt so sad for the fellow.
'Every time I drink water,' he said, 'I always get stone drunk. It's so awful!'
I said to him, 'That is so awful. How do you get by without drinking water?'
He looked so forlorn.
'It is a struggle,' he replied. 'A desperate daily struggle, a struggle where I suffer very badly. What I do is, whenever I need to drink, I mix my water with cockney tea blend. It tastes strange, and makes my head go all weird, but it works and it is the only way I can drink water.
The other day, at work, while at a meeting someone got me some water from the dispenser unit. I drank the water because I didn't want anyone to think I was being rude. I got so drunk and made a fool out of myself. It was awful. I danced around on the desk and my manager was outraged. I tried to explain my situation but he thought I was lying, and he sacked me there and then for drunken misconduct...
'It was a sad moment for me because I worked so hard to get that job.
'Now I am a washer man - but whenever I get a drop of water in my mouth I get drunk and end up getting into fights with people.'
I felt I needed to help this person out.
So I did some research.
And after some time I discovered this strange ancient Shamanistic method for removing Drunk Water Disease.
One day we decided to carry out the Shamanistic method.
It was going to be a day of cleansing.
So we sat out in a forest, and I read the ancient words, and blew honey dew leaves through a fire.
My friend inhaled the honey dew and already I saw a change come over him.
He started to speak:
'I feel...
'I feel!
'I feel happy! Happy happy Hippo!'
And then I watched with my own eyes as my friend transformed into a great big fat old hippo!
Ha Ha!
What a sight it was!
'I am going off to find my friends now,' said the Hippo.
And he plodded away to a zoo.
So he was a hippo all along, eh?
That explains a few things.
Now my friend could relax in a swamp with all the other big hippos, and get a drunk as he wanted because he didn't have to work anymore!
THE END!!!
Witches Brew a short text based adventure game!
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