Sean Wadley's Words of Wisdom 14.08.10

Time for your daily enrichment:

1.Never trust a man in top hat - he might hide a gun in it

2.If a grandfather clock starts talking to you go to the doctors - you're going mad

3.Fish live in the sea, because if they lived on land we would be overpopulated and driven out

4.Penguins are intelligent enough to read books - they just can't tell you what they mean because they don't speak our language

5.Never underestimate your own strength - you might knock yourself out while scratching your eye